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  1. Billy Blaze

    I yawned at the last Jay-z concert too

  2. A little early for Mardi Gras, no?

  3. Lemme guess… here he is saying “Unh!”.

  4. It just occurred to me that to the best of my knowledge, I’ve never once heard a Jay-Z song. I think I’m ok with that.

  5. Mohambi Johnson

    To paraphrase Rakim, “I hold the microphone like a Kardashian.”

  6. skidmark

    See I had to teach Kim to get a firm grip on the balls right before she puts it in–how else you think she keeps Kanye around?

  7. He must have flashed his boobs a lot that night.

  8. jep

    Sometimes you just have to go after that damned booger, eh Jay?

  9. Dox

    “You wanna be a music star, you better be able to get the whole thing in your mouth. Like this…. *gag gargle gasp*”

  10. Isn’t the term “rap music” an oxymoron?

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