‘then, and only then. once you have a firm grasp of the balls, may you begin working on the head. these things can’t be rushed.’
“Then I had her foot like this, OK? And I was like, ‘Look at that big toe,’ allright? And then I went to town on those piggies.”
“Everybody cut, everybody cut
Everybody cut, everybody cut
(Everybody) everybody cut footloose!!”
“I love breasts.. They way they feel like.. bags.. of… sand?”
“…And I did all of these things while I was off of my medication!”
I don’t know what he’s saying, but I bet it goes on a really long time without ever advancing the conversation.
thought it was Tom Arnold for a second
“I keep telling you, I was never married to Roseanne. I only sucked her toes!”
“…when they say “what?” is when I insert myself into their wide open mouths. Unbelievably easy! You should try it!”
I am so fucking high right now. Do you even get it?
“I would do anything for love…”
“I bought her a PedEgg and after that the heels of her feet were exquisite”
Why yes, my chin does make a great mic rest. How nice of you to notice.
Quentin going all Shatner on us.
” ♪ ♬ …and I-I-I-I-ya-I-I-I-I-ya-I-I-I-I will always love you-u-u-U-U-u-u-U-U-u-u… ♪ ♬ “
“Don’t be such a chickenshit. You can say it. It’s therapeutic. Believe me, black people love it when I say it!”
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