G, A, F, (octave lower) F, C.
She makes me sad.
How do you think it makes her feel?
A few more lies and we’ll have a young Sarah Jessica Parker on our hands.
If you use your hand to cover up the top half you get Bruce WIllis, cover the bottom you get Demi. CREEPY!
If God would have switched that around, she might have been OK…
The hint of moustache doesn’t help either.
Her ‘stache still looks manlier than Biebers.
-than a Chinese phonebook…
This picture shows her at her absolute best. She cannot possibly hope to ever look better than she does in this picture. This is the pinnacle for her. The zenith. The top.
And she is still uglier than a monkey’s ass.
No, I would not touch her with a one foot pole. And when I say ‘one foot pole’ of course I’m lying about the size of my dick.
Her dad Dies Hard, she Lives Hard.
Rumor “wuchoo talkin bout” Willis.
“Take me to your leader”
Exactly. This is undeniable proof that, at some point, Demi Moore was abducted and probed by aliens
she can try all she wants and have makeup artists and hair stylists and wear expensive clothes but she’s FUG and always will be.
“My God, what a beautiful woman. I must paint her”
It’s not that her face is unattractive, it’s just that there’s too much of it. Too much face…there’s face where there shouldn’t be face.
Here’s a quick and dirty… still needs more work:
It’s just too .. straight. A facial profile isn’t supposed to look like the curve of a Mr PotatoHead.
speaking of unfortunate….
“Melanie Griffith, Kathleen Turner and Bruce Jenner: check back with me in thirty years. You ain’t seen nothing yet.”
why hasnt she had plastic surgery yet? shrink that chin and widen that nose
She has had lots of plastic surgery … more than one nose job, for starters. She WAS worse, you know. Still, ugh.
I did not realize that Will Smith’s character in I Am Legend was actually working on a hair restoration cure for those zombie creatures.
“Why the long face?”
Seriously, I am so sorry, guys.
For a minute I thought someone photoshopped Natalie Portman with a massive jaw.
Someone just slammed her on Keira Knightley’s face ?
Is her face pressed up against a sheet of glass???
That’s a chin born to take a punch. Even Chris Brown won’t go near her (but for other reasons).
She looks 100% better than usual here. I like her hair. Her makeup plays up her eyes, which are her best feature. She still makes Leno look chinless, but I appreciate the effort.
It’s like they started out with a face made out of silly putty, and just stretched in ways you wouldn’t think to pull it. I can’t argue – she’s got some great tits, but her face… her face….
Spider monkey features on a human head. She either needs bigger features or a smaller skull.
Can’t decide if she’s part pug, or if someone whacked her in the face with a frying pan at an early age.
Don’t worry, Mr. Simms. I look weird, but otherwise I’m real normal. Everything’ll be cool.
Damn girl, you got the cash, get that thing shaved down!
Sigh, it’s like polishing a turd.
Are you sad Rumer? No? Than why the long face?
It’s a plane!
Keira Knightley in her final form
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