G, A, F, (octave lower) F, C.
She makes me sad.
How do you think it makes her feel?
A few more lies and we’ll have a young Sarah Jessica Parker on our hands.
If you use your hand to cover up the top half you get Bruce WIllis, cover the bottom you get Demi. CREEPY!
If God would have switched that around, she might have been OK…
The hint of moustache doesn’t help either.
Her ‘stache still looks manlier than Biebers.
-than a Chinese phonebook…
This picture shows her at her absolute best. She cannot possibly hope to ever look better than she does in this picture. This is the pinnacle for her. The zenith. The top.
And she is still uglier than a monkey’s ass.
No, I would not touch her with a one foot pole. And when I say ‘one foot pole’ of course I’m lying about the size of my dick.
Her dad Dies Hard, she Lives Hard.
Rumor “wuchoo talkin bout” Willis.
“Take me to your leader”
Exactly. This is undeniable proof that, at some point, Demi Moore was abducted and probed by aliens
she can try all she wants and have makeup artists and hair stylists and wear expensive clothes but she’s FUG and always will be.
“My God, what a beautiful woman. I must paint her”
It’s not that her face is unattractive, it’s just that there’s too much of it. Too much face…there’s face where there shouldn’t be face.
Here’s a quick and dirty… still needs more work:
It’s just too .. straight. A facial profile isn’t supposed to look like the curve of a Mr PotatoHead.
speaking of unfortunate….
“Melanie Griffith, Kathleen Turner and Bruce Jenner: check back with me in thirty years. You ain’t seen nothing yet.”
why hasnt she had plastic surgery yet? shrink that chin and widen that nose
She has had lots of plastic surgery … more than one nose job, for starters. She WAS worse, you know. Still, ugh.
I did not realize that Will Smith’s character in I Am Legend was actually working on a hair restoration cure for those zombie creatures.
“Why the long face?”
Seriously, I am so sorry, guys.
For a minute I thought someone photoshopped Natalie Portman with a massive jaw.
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