If you like ’em thick, here you go.
“People Like Us?” So, oompa loompas, then?
Well, she’s off the wagon… if she was ever on it.
“Hello, Kermie? Moi miss you!”
Someone should hose that stage down.
I have a hard time making fun of Kelly. No one ever said she was a skinny super model. She’s just a great singer, whether you like her style of music or not. Sounds like I’m defending her and I’m not trying to be one of those idiots. But just seems pointless to poke fun at the thick girl when she’s clearly not trying to get that kind of attention in the first place.
I agree with you. I also thought she was way hotter when she was skinnier. Like, a decade ago or so.
Not poking fun, just my opinion.
She is SO talented. AND she has an unfortunate figure. Can’t help but think that with all of her resources she could do a titch better with the old menu/exercise routine.
Dude that’s why Al Gore made the Internet so we can have bullshit names and make fun of people. Geez you’d people know that by now?
She is a great singer, a real singer so I choose to give her a pass and leave her alone. She seems nice too.
I think she’s very doable. But then I’m still pretty fucked up in the head.
“Now I eat, I eat what I want…since you’ve been gonnnne!!.”
Somewhere right now Bill Clinton feels a disturbance in the force…like a million voices cried out for cake.
Bill’s like “that’s no moon pie.”
nice! thanks for bringing that one home.
As Hillary straps two danishes to her head and says
“Help us Obi-Atkins, you’re our only hope….”
I get being thick but how the hell do you gain weight at your knees?
If a reply to a comment could make the Most Important list this should be it.
i thought it was that heffer Myla Sinajj who dyed her hair to be just her idol Kim K.
Nice try. You even got the little coat. But I still say it was funnier when Farley did it.
I know she is chubby, but I don’t care. I find her sexy as hell. What can I say, I have a type. Unfortunately I have to compete with all of the black guys who have the same type.
all i can think of is oink oink. even with fatter people out there
It’s obvious that she simply doesn’t care about ever trying to look thin and she most likely never could. She has one of those Kelly Osbourne type bodies where no mater how much weight you lose, you’ll always look a bit, “Thick”.
Good for her to just say, “Whatever” and embrace her overall, “Thickness”. That being said, she does look like an Island of Doctor Moreau version of Miss Piggy.
Only 31 @ 5’3″ she’s fat as fuck.
Kelly Clarkson’s cankle has turned into a thiankle.
And just think, she’s not even married yet. She’s still in her thin, sexy, single phase.
Kelly Clarkson performing at a “Curves” grand opening.
I don’t think that dress was intended to be a skin tight fit.
I think it was meant to sleep eight.
That’s a dress? I thought it was sausage casing.
(The tone of this entire thread needed bringing down. TS has standards, as in low ones.)
Why post all the cruel weight comments? Not everyone is obsessed with their bodies. 1/2 of America looks like her and can’t even come close to her talent!
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