superficial

  1. If you like ‘em thick, here you go.

  2. Josephus

    “People Like Us?” So, oompa loompas, then?

  3. Inner Retard

    Well, she’s off the wagon… if she was ever on it.

  4. “Hello, Kermie? Moi miss you!”

  5. Someone should hose that stage down.

  6. I have a hard time making fun of Kelly. No one ever said she was a skinny super model. She’s just a great singer, whether you like her style of music or not. Sounds like I’m defending her and I’m not trying to be one of those idiots. But just seems pointless to poke fun at the thick girl when she’s clearly not trying to get that kind of attention in the first place.

  7. Deacon Jones

    “Now I eat, I eat what I want…since you’ve been gonnnne!!.”

  8. Somewhere right now Bill Clinton feels a disturbance in the force…like a million voices cried out for cake.

  9. anonymous

    I get being thick but how the hell do you gain weight at your knees?

  10. colin perth

    i thought it was that heffer Myla Sinajj who dyed her hair to be just her idol Kim K.

  11. I'mCool

    Nice try. You even got the little coat. But I still say it was funnier when Farley did it.

  12. I know she is chubby, but I don’t care. I find her sexy as hell. What can I say, I have a type. Unfortunately I have to compete with all of the black guys who have the same type.

  13. anonym

    all i can think of is oink oink. even with fatter people out there

  14. It’s obvious that she simply doesn’t care about ever trying to look thin and she most likely never could. She has one of those Kelly Osbourne type bodies where no mater how much weight you lose, you’ll always look a bit, “Thick”.

    Good for her to just say, “Whatever” and embrace her overall, “Thickness”. That being said, she does look like an Island of Doctor Moreau version of Miss Piggy.

  15. Only 31 @ 5’3″ she’s fat as fuck.

  16. Odbarc

    Kelly Clarkson’s cankle has turned into a thiankle.

  17. The Pope

    And just think, she’s not even married yet. She’s still in her thin, sexy, single phase.

  18. Bonky

    Kelly Clarkson performing at a “Curves” grand opening.

  19. jep

    I don’t think that dress was intended to be a skin tight fit.

  20. Leah

    Why post all the cruel weight comments? Not everyone is obsessed with their bodies. 1/2 of America looks like her and can’t even come close to her talent!

  21. Phoenix

    Still would. She’s awesome think she rocks the thick look.

  22. She who hath barbecue-ready calves should not bare feet walk around in.

  23. Can we slip a floor mirror towards her she needs to powder her thighs with a lawn sprinkler.

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