superficial

  1. “Hand me your lighter, I feel another one getting ready to come out.”

  2. Cock Dr

    The Scot is miserable wearing the long pants and monkey suit, but a few vats of whiskey should make it much bearable.

  3. cc

    Oh man, this Anusol doesn’t work for shit.

  4. dontkillthemessenger

    I’m 100% shocked that there’s no piss stain in this pic.

  5. Jill

    It looks like the burning sensation is getting stronger.

  6. Johnny P!

    “5 years ago, it was fuckin’ stretch limos. Now, it’s the back seat of a Miata. Curse you, Aniston!
    Oi! Doesn’t your seat move forward more than that?!?”

  7. butt juice

    Christ, he is looking beat..

  8. it had to be said

    Looks like someone set the seat in front of him to “dick punch.” Good look, G.

  9. Pics like this is why I never button my suit jacket.

  10. The Brown Streak

    Good God, how did Justin Beeber get down there so quick?

  11. Lucy928

    Okay, so I know he looks a bit disheveled and unkempt lately, but I still would. This man is fine no matter what.

    • browny

      This is the most OVER RATED idiot ever. Can’t act. Hideous to look at and a real douche. Where is Skarsgard, please?

      • Filmie

        actually, he’s a freakin genius in more ways than one. intelligent, hard working, cares about people. he’s also an actor who studies his craft but is usually only appreciated when he takes off his shirt. unless you know him, don’t bash him. i’d do almost anything for this guy.

  12. Yeah, it’s between Topher and stinky mcpoop for the wisest cracks. We bow to thee.

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