Gene Simmons and Shannon Tweed at the premiere of Haywire in Los Angeles. (January 5, 2012)
Oh, I thought this was that “Virgin Diaries” thing again.
After all these years, Gene still confuses uvula with vulva.
Yep, this is normal behavior.
Her tongue is pretty long too, which accounts for her rise from a mink farm in Newfoundland to where she is now.
She is from Saskatchewan…. Nowhere near Newfoundland. Over 2300 miles apart… But good try
Nostalgia…She was born in NFLD, and didn’t move to Saskatoon til after her parent’s divorced…but good try…
Ewwww! Just … ewwwwww.
I guess they must still really like one another.
They are also ruthlessly determined to do anything to capture media attention. Um….bravo?
Gene’s got a razor blade stitched into the bottom of his so it’s a tongue-scraper.
They’re just performing a normal oral-hygiene routine.
You’re so rockin’, alternative and hardcore Old Man!
SATAN I REBUKE THEE!!!!!
And here’s me thinking Colonel Gaddafi had died
Dude he used to be a teacher. Let me let that sink in and then I’ll say it again. HE USED TO BE A TEACHER.
Gene Simmons: A 69 goal scorer in tonsil hockey.
If she really loved him, she’d let him touch his tongue to hers. Gold digger.
dead skunk on his head?
That hair of his has got to go man is it bad!
He would look 100 times better if he got one of those Keratin Blow Outs services at the salon. 100 times better than him, not the rest of the world population.
So, that’s what he uses his giant tongue for, I always thought it might have a better purpose down south.
Is he puking into her mouth, you know, for the sake of her nourishment and survival?
I’d rather die.
Someone’s got hat head.
a couple of fame whores unite for a match made in heaven
Makes Kelsey Grammer look like a gentle, tender makeout artist
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