superficial

  1. Oh, I thought this was that “Virgin Diaries” thing again.

  2. After all these years, Gene still confuses uvula with vulva.

  3. dontkillthemessenger

    Yep, this is normal behavior.

  4. cc

    Her tongue is pretty long too, which accounts for her rise from a mink farm in Newfoundland to where she is now.

    • Nostalgia

      She is from Saskatchewan…. Nowhere near Newfoundland. Over 2300 miles apart… But good try

      • Shiner420

        Nostalgia…She was born in NFLD, and didn’t move to Saskatoon til after her parent’s divorced…but good try…

  5. Satan's bitch

    Ewwww! Just … ewwwwww.

  6. Cock Dr

    I guess they must still really like one another.
    They are also ruthlessly determined to do anything to capture media attention. Um….bravo?

  7. Johnny P!

    Gene’s got a razor blade stitched into the bottom of his so it’s a tongue-scraper.
    They’re just performing a normal oral-hygiene routine.
    You’re so rockin’, alternative and hardcore Old Man!

  8. Krusty The Klown

    SATAN I REBUKE THEE!!!!!

  9. MA

    And here’s me thinking Colonel Gaddafi had died

  10. mnsuperbee

    Dude he used to be a teacher. Let me let that sink in and then I’ll say it again. HE USED TO BE A TEACHER.

  11. The Brown Streak

    Gene Simmons: A 69 goal scorer in tonsil hockey.

  12. It's the kimkim, bitches

    If she really loved him, she’d let him touch his tongue to hers. Gold digger.

  13. bob

    dead skunk on his head?

  14. Boo

    That hair of his has got to go man is it bad!

    • Black Camaro Car

      He would look 100 times better if he got one of those Keratin Blow Outs services at the salon. 100 times better than him, not the rest of the world population.

  15. Black Camaro Car

    So, that’s what he uses his giant tongue for, I always thought it might have a better purpose down south.

  16. Blech

    Is he puking into her mouth, you know, for the sake of her nourishment and survival?

    I’d rather die.

  17. The Royal Penis

    Someone’s got hat head.

  18. Mama Pinkus

    a couple of fame whores unite for a match made in heaven

  19. Tricky_Fish

    Makes Kelsey Grammer look like a gentle, tender makeout artist

  20. Tricky_Fish

    Oh no! The Dementor has got her!

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