This. Is. S̶p̶a̶r̶t̶a̶!̶ Me having a heart attack!
This. Is. Plaque Buildup!
Thankfully, Iron Man was able to neutralize the Extremis virus in Gerard Butler’s bloodstream before he could blow up Rodeo Drive
Working on his roll as Thaddeus “The Red Hulk” Ross for the next Avengers film.
Those five forgettable minutes with Brandi Glanville are coming back to haunt him.
I’m pretty sure she comes back to haunt him every time he takes a whiz.
Gerard was fighting his demons. He was fighting. Then he walked by a store with a huge ‘Sale’ sign just as his medication stopped working.
“Spartans! Bring forth the aloe vera!”
maybe he went down on Catherine Zeta Jones
Damn. He’s shit-faced.
Sometimes during sex, the Port-A-Potty falls over.
When you are so drunk you read ‘muriatic acid’ as ‘self-tanner’ you know it’s time to enter a 12 step program
THIS…IS…not where I parked my car…
For a Scotsman, that’s formal wear. He must be on his way to a fancy wedding or a high-level business meeting.
THIS. IS. NOLTE. SAYS. “AMATEUR”.
Gerard obviously didn’t take the warning on the habanero lube seriously.
Aye those bastards on The Superficial are’ havin’ a go at me in ma’ best t-shirt.
Prolonged exposure to chemical toilets finally taking it’s toll. Read your warning labels kids.
I have 14 fuckin devices and not a single GOD DAMN ONE OF THEM WILL CHANGE THE CHANNEL.
Not everybody knows how to use Photoshop.
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