Joanna Krupa at the opening of Pacha Club in Poznan, Poland. (January 30, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
How many syllables in “bok-bok,” Joanna?
that’s right joana.
How many implants, vacuous pig?
Joanna had a Two-finger rule and was not afraid to tell everyone at the party. After all, she didn’t put on that dress for nothing!
As your agent, Mrs. Krupa, my professional opinion is you sign the new contract. You’ll notice a 10% reduction in salary, but a full 2% of net on the back end, plus 5% of net in foreign and satellite markets. Your thoughts?
Dis how chicken make egg. Uuuunnnngggggghhhh.
I would love to sleep with her
I’d love to have sexual relations with her.
can I smell your dick when you’re done?
I will wait for your report Mr Z!
McFeely had to make it weird.
No no now.There’s no need to start sniffing dong.
At least he didn’t ask if he could TASTE your dick when you’re done. That would have been weird.
My eyes are up here, Paps
YEAH! Joanna “chicken” Krupa sighting! thank you Photo Boy!
Shouldn’t it be “Dis how duck look” this time?
At risk of stating the obvious….I’d wreck this woman.
I presume the franchise exporters are unaware that in Polish “Pacha” means “armpit.”
“Women with smelly pussies should never wear short skirts with an air vent panel. Ever.”
“Well, I’ve got two of those. Live with it or die by it.”
On a scale of 1 to 10, how’s that vaj smell?
10. Definitely 10. That’s why she’s making that face!
“Joanna how many dicks did you have to suck to get invited to this event?”
10. Definitely 10!
…as in “cat.”
Oh, I love charades! Don’t tell me, let me guess… “Your IQ”. No? Ok, wait… “The size of your vagina”. Ha! Only 2 guesses! Sweet!
“Dis how chicken foot look.”
It’s not nice to duck-face people and flip them off at the same time.
I don’t get the “Dis how chicken…” joke. I Googled it and nothing came up. I need answers!!!
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