superficial

  1. Slappy Magoo

    David Spade switched teams?

  2. Now, more than ever, I’m convinced that Playboy Photoshops it’s models. Goddamn.

    • She went from banging a crusty old fossil, to being one.

    • MarketingMike

      Kendra was NEVER a model in Playboy, she was his girlfriend.
      Big difference. Except for Barbi Benton (and Hef’s latest wife)
      his “girlfriends” have never been good enough for his spreads.
      Sure, If you go back and look Hef gave the 3 girlfriends a couple
      of “mercy” shoots, but never as models. Now you know why.

      • Er, I beg to differ. Marston’s mom was IIRC a PMOY. Additionally, Sondra Theodore was also one of Hefner’s squeezes and she also was a Playmate.
        Good God, I need to get a life.

  3. anonymous

    Kendra Wilkinson saw that Hank did there.

  4. Nah…women never stop trying once they get married.

  5. “Hi there! What do you mean, where’s Kendra?”

  6. “Fuck it! I’m married. I don’t have to suck any more cock and I don’t have to wear any more makeup!”

  7. Aunt Cracker

    There’s a scary resemblance to Honey Boo Boo’s mother. 100 lbs is the only difference and by the looks of things that’s creeping up fast.

  8. “We’re happily married, Thank you for asking. On a related note, have you heard of Stockholm Syndrome?”

  9. I look forward to the divorce proceedings. Next week.

  10. cc

    She is 20 pounds short of hobbling James Caan.

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