Is that a Mexican poncho, or a Sears poncho?
That TSA agent just saw an entire roasted chicken in her bag.
She lost the weight but those Hulk-sized calf muscle won’t go away. They were built by carrying the excess pounds.
Does anyone care why Mike Tyson is crying?
“HAHAHAHA she said ‘excuse me Mr. black man,’ oh shit.”
“Oh god….. hah-hah-hah… is it chicken or tuna? Oh, I get it now….”
“She just called herself an actress!”
Guy up front: Don’t look or you’ll turn fat too!!!
Well, you can tell which one is not used to Chilli’s.
Yes, she is wearing the equivalent of a garbage bag and covering just about every inch of her body so the weight watcher auditors can’t examine her, but look ho skinny the top of her feet look.
That stuff works ladies!
“That bitch think we don’t know she fat under there??!?”
“The Good, The Bald and The Retarded”. Cue the Ennio Morricone score.
She thinks she’s Clint Eastwood…HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
“Make way for the head poncho!”
She’s got a bucket of fried chicken and a 2 liter Dr. Pepper under that poncho.. I asked for some and she kicked me in the nuts with those pointy shoes! Aaawww damn I’m callin TMZ!
Oh look, her next baby is starting to crown.
Your lack of faith disturbs me.
you know that when mike tyson’s on the run, your fart was epic.
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Jessica Simpson at LAX. (January 30, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN