superficial

  1. Don’t you hate it when random bags of trash get caught on your side mirror?

  2. catapostrophe

    May as well be Bruce Jenner.

  3. You’re not a cop, right? Because you gotta say so if you are.

  4. It’s always best when we don’t see her face.

  5. “That’s right…$20 for a blowjob, $60 for regular, double for assplay. And I don’t do bareback. Meet you around the corner.”

    • Her rates can’t possibly be that high. I’m guessing it’s more like “two handfuls of your fries and a sip from your Diet Coke.”

  6. And when they pulled the driver’s body from the twisted, burning wreck. It looked like this…

  7. “It’s $50 for a bj”

    “If I give you $30, will you just go away grandma?”

  8. Hey, this is that scene where Hank shows Walt Jr. the crack whore.

  9. best she’s looked in years.

  10. Jenn

    How can we be sure this is Janice Dickinson and not Steven Tyler wearing some of his more masculine clothes? Hey, I’m sure he could’ve borrowed some from a gay guy.

  11. Johnny Barbells

    …i think bossip would call this; “when the checks stop rollin’ in”

  12. The Texas Tosser is 35 dollars, the donkey punch 64 45dollars where you shove a n64 controller up my cootch. , KY lube mixed with clipped finger nails left in a ash tray rubbed in my hemorrhoids 50 dollars. So which do you want cowboy?

  13. Not very bright is she? The car is supposed to be in motion and your head going out of the window.

  14. Vlad

    c’mon lady, I washed your windshield, at least give me a dollar!

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