superficial

  1. “Fly Henry, FLY! I mean Patches.”

  2. Rico Jones

    Christopher Reeve probably had fun riding too.

  3. “Oh god, I’m almost there, gallop faster you motherfucker!”

  4. “We tried to tell her she’s supposed to sit behind the saddle horn, but she insisted…”

  5. A newly married woman shouldn’t need a horse to satisfy her sexual needs. Almost makes me think the marriage is a sham.

  6. George P Burdell

    Two things I did not know:
    1) Kaley Cuoco is a method actor
    2) Vivid Entertainment was making a catherine the Great biopic

  7. Hugh G. Rection

    I want to be reincarnated as her saddle.

  8. What?!? No Sarah Jessica Parker/Kaley Cuoco lesbian jokes??

    **snif**

    And I thought I knew you guys…..

    **runs out of room sobbing**

  9. “Hmm, I got one husband pretty easy, there are some guys over there, wonder if I can pick up another one too?”

  10. whatever happened to Dox? are you out there? (echo)

  11. “After seeing you handle that stallion…….I’ve never wanted to be a horse so much in my life!” — Topper Harley

  12. Vlad

    Oh my God, I should’ve married YOUU–ew-ewwwwwww!

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