I have a new idea for a reality show:
Pair him with Nick Nolte and see who can out-crazy the other
Nah… pair him up with Gary Busey. I’d pay money to watch that.
OK, Now we’re talkin’. 3 crazies enter, 1 leaves.
“I’ve worn suits you wouldn’t believe.”
And we’re done here.
I think his life expired a long time ago.
I know what Shia LaBeouf will be wearing tomorrow.
A suit made af a mattress.
Stay tuned for the 37th season premiere of “Ellen”.
I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t BELIEVE…I’ve seen old Dutch men wearing suits made from the seat covers of a ’72 Volkswagen Beetle…I’ve seen hi-top sneakers that look like someone puked on them…all these moments will be lost…in time…like drool in the rain.
QUICK!! MICHAEL DOUGLAS NEEDS SOULS!!
BEETLEJUICE! BEETLEJUICE! BEETLEJUICE!
That’s not the real Rutger, its just his fabulous replicant twin….is that redundant?
Even his Chuck Taylors look crazy as hell.
He wants more life fucker, he ain’t done. Yeah.
Geez, the 10th Doctor has really let himself go.
Damn, to think this was once one of the most epic movie bad guys of all time. Time is a bitch.
Rutger could still kick your ass.
Plus, he’s named Rutger Hauer. It doesn’t get more badass than that.
I want to believe he can still kick my ass, I really do. But look at him.
/tears welling up in my eyes, it’s not fair
I’m betting that he’s really starting to regret having his life extended after all.
Jon Pertwee looks pretty good
Please tell me that’s a onesie.
It is, but it’s in two parts. Because crazy Dutch.
Roy’s living up to his last name.
Still looks better than Stallone or Schwarzenegger.
Better to age gracefully and naturally than look like a big shiny, puffed up lesbian!
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Rutger Hauer at a photo call for 'Sights Of Death' in Rome. (January 23, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN