“Give me a sec, folks. Gotta store these tears for my dinner later. Gotta stay hydrated.”
Nasty, home-wrecking whore.
No matter how hard I try to wash it away, the spooge still sticks to my eyelashes.
What was that villain from the old Spiderman cartoons…the Lizard? Lizard Man? For some reason I have the urge to flick my tongue out.
Kate Gosselin is losing some weight, huh? Looks good.
at first glance, i thought the same thing. then the face snaps back into horse mode.
So John Boehner ‘s finally taken his cross dressing public.
“Cocktail reception.” So that’s what they’re calling it these days.
Still way better looking than Brandi Glanville.
Hubby traded up!
‘Please excuse me, I seem to have someone else’s husband’s semen in my eye’
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LeAnn Rimes at The Billboard 2nd Annual Power 100 Cocktail Reception in Los Angeles. (January 23, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN