1. I think I might see the edge of the void.

  2. yourmom

    Does she naturally have a blurry vagina, or was it surgically enhanced?

  3. Here we see Paris wearing the CDC’s 2014 elegant line…

  4. han solo: this is no cave!!

  5. It’s like Darth Vader and Brigitte Nielsen mated.

  6. Cock Dr

    This is what happens when you dress for the red carpet while totally wasted.

  7. JimBB

    “Your dress is awfully sheer, grandma.”

    “The better to see my herpes with”

  8. The Matrix is filming a porn-version sequel?

  9. cc

    Kind of funny when you think that, on the famewhore scale, Kim K has made her look like a rank amateur.

  10. Hugh G. Rection

    I was ready to post a smartass comment, but after all the Kim pictures lately, I was happy to see Paris.

  11. jack

    Boldly go where many, many, many men have gone before…..and come back with herpes

  12. Is that the Great Pit of Carkoon, where Boba Fett died?

  13. cmonreally

    I had to stop looking at this after a split second because I felt like my soul was being sucked out through my eyes and into the forsaken, sore ridden vortex she calls her genitals.

  14. Spleen


  15. buzz

    Looks like someone stole Jaimie Alexander’s vagina premiere dress.

  16. alexxx3488

    I count no less than 4 possible vaginas in this picture.

  17. I’d give anything to have her back in the spotlight again over the Kardashian scum. Much better days.

  18. Slappy Magoo

    “…aaaaand for a refreshing change of pace, here’s my vagina.”

  19. “Sinkholes are depressions in the ground that form over time because of erosion and gravity” .

    Just sayin’

  20. Jenn

    I see London.
    I see France.
    I wish Paris wore underpants.

  21. It’s actually a relief to see her these days.

  22. tlmck

    And of course Paris is at the Grammy’s because of her stellar recording career.

  23. me

    Apply the same logic as looking at the sun, never look directly at it. But in Paris’s case, think of it more as a black hole.

  24. Robb7

    Sill prefer this dumb bitch to that diseased cunt Kardashian.

    • me

      You dick fart, this IZ diseased vag you moron!!! This chick proudly displayed to the world that her hoohaw has been infected by the herpey sores when she boldly allowed her self to be photoged by the paps carrying her prescription for Valtrex! Get your diseased cunts right! Kim K has the diseased brain and ass

  25. Odbarc

    5 years ago, this would be been 300% too whorish.
    Today it’s about 30%.

  26. Blister

    How long does Herpes stay alive on loaned dresses?

  27. Oh look, it still exists. And apparently has a black hole vagina like a Dementor’s kiss.

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