Do I look as awkward as I feel?

Shoulda been a Woman in Radio

You look fat. I’ll see you at last call.

Well done in conveying a Louie Anderson whiny groan in a picture.

Looks like her baby daddy don’t like bucking the hormone truck all the way to milksville eh.

Phone: R-R-R-I-I-N-N-N-N-G!
Hello?
Dude, let’s go grab some brews.
Oh, man, I can’t. I’m fucking Busy.