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  1. Char

    Is this the zombie from that new Call of Duty game that Peter Stormare was talking about?

  2. grobpilot

    “She got dat whole “Queen of da Undead” thing goin’ on…:

  3. Whoever views her picture will die in 7 days!

  4. Holy shit Tom Cruise turned her into Rumer Willis

  5. Art Crow

    Nosferatu!

  6. Hey, I think I know where that is—that’s a storage locker sign behind her OMIGOD THAT’S MY STORAGE LOCKER! My storage locker is famous!

  7. hmm

    NYC is sooo glamorous y’all. Wouldn’t you just KILL to have this exciting, sexy, dangerous lifestyle? Wouldn’t you LOVE to pay 1200/mo to live in a closet? Those millions of desperate, pathetic, NAIVE college graduates totally have the right idea by flocking there year after year to live like a bum with 6 roommates in the crappy part of brooklyn, to work at Starbucks or Whole Foods, in spite of their expensive degrees, just so they can brag about how where they live is so much cooler than where you live. We’re all fools aren’t we? We should all collectively, as a country, MOVE TO NYC, so that we can be cool like them. The irony is that then it won’t be cool anymore and the locals will all move somewhere ironic like Witchita, Kansas, cuz you know the Wizard of Oz is so retro.

  8. Greg

    “I see dead aliens. Walking around in regular people. They don’t see each other. They only see what they want to see. They don’t know they’re dead. Until they spend $391,000 to reach OTVIII.”

  9. You people make me sick. Anyone in her position would look bad, especially before breakfast brains.

  10. Just another day for Katie Holmes. Hiding from Scientologists and selling sweet sweet crack behind a storage locker.

  11. anon

    i thought this was Helena Bonham Carter as Heath Ledger as The Joker

  12. “Boris, I steel dun’t see moose or sqvirrel…”

  13. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    This just proves Tom Cruise is nuts. He jumped all over a coach on primetime TV for her?

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