Now THERE’S the “She Bitch” from “Army of Darkness”.
She’ll swallow your soul!
“I’m wearing Eton with Magli shoes. She’s wearing…well, I think it’s made of 30 years of preserved face flesh.”
At some point, it’s gotta be easier to scrap the whole face, and just start from scratch.
Fortunately, they broke the mold when they made her, so there couldn’t be any others.
Is that her son the right? They have the same mouth.
Is her son a small mouthed bass?
Jesus, would you look at the lips on that freak? Did they pump silicone in there or silly putty? Jocelyn’s lips look bad too.
True story, they used her skin to make the Book of the Dead from the Evil Dead movies…
the new ad campaign poster for baboon-anus lip replacements?
I always thought her lips were done too, but looks like it runs in the family.
Don’t worry, Mr. Simms. I look weird, but otherwise I’m real normal. Everything’ll be cool.
Her chin looks like a giant goiter.
Leather on leather on leather.
“DUDE! Heads up…I hear it bites!”
Just fucking sad.
There are three beings in this photo but I’m not at all sure there’s any human DNA involved.
Why does she have a bodyguard? That face is all the protection she will ever need.
NOT ENOUGH MONEY IN THE WORLD, to have sex with this thing…..OMGawd.
She couldn’t pay me enough money to sit on her face.
It’s nice to see David Copperfield out and about.
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