1. Now THERE’S the “She Bitch” from “Army of Darkness”.

  2. “I’m wearing Eton with Magli shoes. She’s wearing…well, I think it’s made of 30 years of preserved face flesh.”

  3. your mom

    At some point, it’s gotta be easier to scrap the whole face, and just start from scratch.

  4. USDA Prime McBeef

    Is that her son the right? They have the same mouth.

  5. Jesus, would you look at the lips on that freak? Did they pump silicone in there or silly putty? Jocelyn’s lips look bad too.

  6. kravdan

    True story, they used her skin to make the Book of the Dead from the Evil Dead movies…

  7. bewbs

    the new ad campaign poster for baboon-anus lip replacements?

  8. contusion

    I always thought her lips were done too, but looks like it runs in the family.

  9. Don’t worry, Mr. Simms. I look weird, but otherwise I’m real normal. Everything’ll be cool.

  10. Grafikman

    Her chin looks like a giant goiter.

  11. Leather on leather on leather.

  12. “DUDE! Heads up…I hear it bites!”

  13. Just fucking sad.

  14. There are three beings in this photo but I’m not at all sure there’s any human DNA involved.

  15. Joe Blow

    Why does she have a bodyguard? That face is all the protection she will ever need.

  16. Throb the Wonder Mule

    NOT ENOUGH MONEY IN THE WORLD, to have sex with this thing…..OMGawd.

  17. Skeeter

    She couldn’t pay me enough money to sit on her face.

  18. )-(avoc

    It’s nice to see David Copperfield out and about.

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