I’d like to knock him and his shit-eating grin but come on… he lives in the playboy mansion…
I wonder whether any of his stepmothers spanked him.
Your Dad Has Lots Of Money?? Well, Good . You Might Get Some Vagina After All. NOT MINE …or anything close to my caliber …but some. With a face like yours “some” is all you should be aiming for!
His father had the best of the gene pool to play in and yet his son ended up looking like this?
I’m not sure I’d go so far as to call Playboy models “the best of the gene pool”. Now, Penthouse, on the other hand …
Looks a lot like Hef at that age to me.
Unfortunately he got his dad’s “good looks” and his Playboy Bunny Mom’s “brains.”
Hey I found that chromosome you lost.
Yeah, but I’ll bet he gets a lot of pussy.
It’s not hard when it’s paid for.
He looks like every bad feature of Hugh’s magnified in Photoshop.
Wasn’t sure who his mom was and what did google give? Turns out this dude beat up his girlfriend last year. Douche.
Well I wouldn’t really expect Hefner’s seed to have some great respect for women.
This isn’t a Tarantino?
Lloyd Christmas was just so much more distinguished with a bowl haircut.
How does the math work out here? A 5-6 dad, and a 9-10 mom and he ends up a 3? It’s probably justice for having been born rich with sluts everywhere in sight.
Seen here out and about all on his own like a big boy is James Van Der Beek’s retarded little brother.
He thinks he’s
the sea captain from the seventies Old Spice commercial.
“What — me worry?”
It’s a little too early for Halloween masks, no?
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Hugh Hefner's son Marston in Beverly Hills. (January 24, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN