Pssssst….I think your dress split. Stumpy!
Good luck returning that to the designer. She could always have her boyfriend stitching it back. I hear gay people are good at at that.
Remember when we used to think this was a big ass? Were we ever really that young, that naive? Simpler times my friends.
J-Lo’s ass is but a mere stone when compared to Kardashian’s boulder.
I swear she doesn’t age.
Why does she have Larry Bird’s hands?
It’s called “perspective.” Look it up.
Those are some mournful tits
That’s… actually pretty fucking hot.
If she’d give me half a chance I’d plant a hickey on that lovely ass!
I’d like to plant my penis up her anus.
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Jennifer Lopez at the premiere of Parker in Vegas. (January 24, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN