If you marry me, you won’t have to worry at all about me stabbing you in the middle of the night…nope…not at all.
Those homemade contact lenses just never work out as well as you think they would.
“I get to play Octomom in a made-for-TV movie! Woohoo!”
Why the long, crazy, emaciated face?
See what crack does to you?
Mike Feuer’s wishing he hadn’t put up that sign.
Well, there goes my erection….
If she just loosened that pony tail, she’d be able to blink again.
The eyes say “I’m not crazy, and neither am I”.
Did Fish Photoshop out the knife?
this picture is proof she doesn’t exist shes superimposed in
why the gold covered turd on a string?
Leopard penis is all the rage.
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Leilani Dowding in Beverly Hills. (January 19, 2012)