Bringing soccer to the hundreds of people in America who can stay awake for 90 minutes of soccer.
In the words of the almighty Pete Axthelm ( R.I.P. ) “Will all eight Americans who like soccer please stand up”.
Yeah, I suppose you prefer (American) football, where you spend more than three hours to watch what amounts to an average of eleven minutes of actual playing action. At least 90 minutes of soccer yields 90 minutes of actual soccer.
NFL games are made long on purpose to sell more beer, pizza and chicken wings. Not that there’s anything wrong with that – I just like to think of it as a grass-roots stimulus package for the American economy.
I beg to differ, TomFrank. Ninety minutes of soccer yields 60 minutes of guys rolling around on the ground grabbing their shins or feigning some kind of injury that lasts about 30 seconds. And let’s face it – they play a game where they can’t use their hands. How fucked up is that?
Ha ha! Except one of us is exaggerating and it’s not me.
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704281204575002852055561406.html (“Football Games Have 11 Minutes of Action”)
Beck never buttons the bottom button in case an emergency itch arises….
Wow, Ricky Gervais keeps shedding those pounds!
These bastards let me touch my balls whenever I want… speaking of which.
“Resigning” or “re-signing”? That hyphen happens to be an important distinction.
(Answer: It’s re-signing. Two more years of crotch-grab shots.)
english not strong suit for writers here
“Call me a cab Stanley”
Stanley: “You’re a cab, numbnuts!”
“I’ll have a tutti frutti ice cream.”
Fast Eddie, that’s great.
WHAT is up with all the happy-pill faces? Holy shit.
He’d fit in well thirteen pictures back.
He just spotted an ample cleavage.
“no, my account details haven’t changed”
Commenting as a Guest
Sign in or Join.