I’m guessing that return broke the sound barrier.

Is that a man?

In all fairness, that fly had it coming.

She looks large & dangerous….and she has a racquet.

FEE FI FO FUMP!

Aha! Her game is enhanced by her secret flatulence booster.

Just so fucking ugly.

Serena evidently has that Michael Jackson disease on her leg.

You know who could have returned that if they’d been there? Mark Wahlberg.

In case anyone is wondering, that’s an extra large mens’ sweater she’s wearing. “Hulk smash!”

I am Godzilla; you are Japan!

Shaving her legs and the black started coming off?

It’s times like these when a tennis player shouldn’t fear a ball.

Move:
Crouching Testosterone, Hidden Package.

She kicked the black right off her leg

We need another picture of her from about 1999. Then, we could do a public service announcement. Show picture from 1999 with voice over “This is your body.” Show this picture with voice over “This is your body on a shit pot of horse steroids. Any questions?”

“It’s not particularly silly, is it? I mean, the right leg isn’t silly at all and the left leg merely does a forward aerial half turn every alternate step.”

Bash her all you want, she’s still a more respectable person than 95% of the people who are regularly posted on this site.

good lord, what was Common thinking?? ughhh…

Somebody shoot it! It looks mad and it has a tennis raquet in it’s claws!

Serena is introducing a new martial art called “Racket Fu” and showing one of the classic moves called “solemn kick to the groin with ritual skull split.”