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  1. Why does he always look like he’s auditioning for the role of Thor’s grandfather?

  2. EricLr

    And I want a toy train, and a matchbox car set, and a Millenium Falcon lego set…

  3. “No, I’m NOT a gay wizard, you fuck.”

  4. JungleRed

    You should just kill yourself now, Kiefer.

  5. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    And now to the highlight of the evening, our Lifetime Achievement Award goes to the man without whom there would be no ‘Miracle on 34th Street’, no ‘Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer’…

  6. You suck

    Fucking, old people suck balls nowadays.

  7. Contusion

    menwholooklikekennyrogers.com

  8. Is this one of those mashups? Let me guess…Kenny Rogers and Bert.

  9. DeucePickle

    Future husband of Katherine Zeta-Jones

  10. cc

    There’s a man who has never had a drink in his life.

  11. Adam

    “You shall not pass!”

  12. “For the last time, I am not Jack Bauer!”

  13. Humpinfrog

    Gandolph the Grey Goose.

  14. Col. Braxton Euphemius Flagg, 37th Virginia Infantry, Second Corps, Army of Northern Virginia

  15. MRF

    Tranny Gandalf’s been drinking.

  16. dontlooknow

    His life has become a “period” movie…..

  17. chupacabra

    Proof you can drink your *entire* life.

  18. Nik

    He’s a mean one Mr. Grinch.

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