50?!?!? How does it feel to look like Chris Brown dressed you?

“The further the spiritual evolution of mankind advances, the more certain it seems to me that the path to genuine religiosity does not lie through the fear of life, and the fear of death, and blind faith, but through striving after rational knowledge.”

“Nigga, please. Socrates simply points out the contradiction between the two groups of accusers: he can’t be an atheist and at the same time believe in false gods.”

“If masturbation’s a sin and someone calls me a jerk-off, does that mean I’m a sin?”

Well, as many of you know, there is a lot of controversy surrounding so-called “String Theory” in particular, and quantum physics in general. But here are my thoughts….

- Ok, Fifty: If you buy two items from a dollar store and you get 50% off on the second item how much do you save?
- Ummm… shit! Could you give me a hint?

Why ain’t this grapefruit soda purple?

“Doo!”

Do I look like I got safety pins on my head? I got safety pins on my head?

And that’s how the theme song to The Andy Griffith show goes.

50 Cent? What with the cost of living and so forth, that makes him worth around 18½ Cent. And his value is falling daily.