The Douche is strong in this one.
Along with the Hipster and Serial Pedophile.
I don’t get what women see in this vapid twat.
I wonder if Joe Jonas is up . . .
Texts to Staples ‘Hey, can’t find any Post-It notes, send more’
Freddie Mercury you are not, sir.
“Sex offender he might be.”- Yoda
“Dear Xtina, meet me in the red tent with the fancy seats. And don’t worry about bringing baby wipes, daddy’s prepared.”
“Sexiest Man Alive”? Did half the other men in the world commit some mass suicide? That’s a sad state of affairs.
Well, it does rhyme with Kevin Kline
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