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  1. I never understood why celebrities went to basketball games.

    Do you really think Billy Crystal sits down on a Tuesday night and goes “Oh good, the Clippers are on!”

  2. fred

    That’s the same face that I make when one of his movies unexpectedly comes on while flipping channels.

  3. “Mmm…it’s the greatest thing in the world, when the mutton is nice and lean, and the tomato is ripe. So perky. I love it.”

  4. How come everyone is starting to look like Bruce Jenner? Or is it vice versa?

  5. “Is that a mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean?”

  6. Happy to see Dina Lohan is comfortable enough with herself to go out sans wig.

  7. Not a funny comment, I just legitimately hate goddamned Billy Crystal.

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