that guy really wants to bang dicraprio.
“Leo, its been fucking *days* since I last saw you..how you been bro?”
Even after filming an ENTIRE MOVIE together, he’s still star-struck. Go Leo!
My dog stares at me the same way. Dammit Jonah, Leo doesn’t have any snausages!
“Can I say that I know Toni, too? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Pleeeeeeeease?
Judging by Jonah’s face, Leonardo just showed him his little black book. Not the separate one for Victoria’s Secret angels, I mean the back up one.
Is Hill four feet tall? Because DiCaprio isn’t a big guy.
Leo is 5ft 11.5in. Jonah is 5ft 6.25in. Considering the average height of male US Americans is 5ft 10in, Dicaprio is well above average, while Jonah is below average, but still far from being a midget.
He doesn’t have to be a midget to be a dick.
– Let go!
– Let go!!!
– Let go or I’ll punch you in the face!
– I love you!
Johan: “Hey Leo, remember the part of the our movie where you were doing blow out of a hooker’s asshole? That was me in a wig! Besties for Life!”
I think he was blowing the coke into her asshole.
Leo “If you win an oscar before me I will rip off your head and shit down your neck”
Hill “do you want to practice?”
I can’t wait to get fucked by you again
“You and me is pals, ain’t we, Leo?’
You, sir, have just won the internet.
That is damn near dead on! Well played…
‘Unkie Leo! Unkie Leo! I’m at an awards show too! Hahaha!’
Is Jonah attempting a reach-a-round? I bet its taking all of his resolve to keep the other hand in his pocket.
Leo: “You seem so familiar, kid. Do you work at CAA?”
They go together like Mr. Rourke and Tattoo.
“Hey Leo! I totally saved that candle you stuck up your ass in The Wolf of Wall Street. It’s in my pocket right now.”
OMG EVEN HIS EAR HAIRZ ARE SO AWESOME!!
Gee whiz Mr. Dicaprio, you sure are swell!
Leo thinks he’s posing with a Make-A-Wish kid
If Leo knew the wish, he’d cover his asshole.
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