1. Somewhere there is a terrorist with a bruised ass and an unexploded building.

  2. anonymous

    Last year he was a bodybuilder; this year he is a twig. Cocaine is a hellava drug.

  3. Mohawk Disco

    The doctor didn’t believe me when I told him this was the result of me taking on three biker gangs for exercise. Nuts!

  4. cc

    Move it, mistah or I’ll put ma boot up ya ass!

  5. “SO I TOLD THAT BABY, ‘IF YA DON’T TAKE AWF THAT YANKEE’S T-SHET ROIGHT NOW, I SWEAH TAH GAD I’LL KICK YA LITTLE BABY ASS.’”

  6. Regan MacNeil

    He finally found a surgeon to replace his lower leg with a bionic ass kicker!

  7. Andie

    He’s so hot. I want one. Where can I order a man like that?

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