Somewhere there is a terrorist with a bruised ass and an unexploded building.
Last year he was a bodybuilder; this year he is a twig. Cocaine is a hellava drug.
The doctor didn’t believe me when I told him this was the result of me taking on three biker gangs for exercise. Nuts!
Move it, mistah or I’ll put ma boot up ya ass!
“SO I TOLD THAT BABY, ‘IF YA DON’T TAKE AWF THAT YANKEE’S T-SHET ROIGHT NOW, I SWEAH TAH GAD I’LL KICK YA LITTLE BABY ASS.’”
He finally found a surgeon to replace his lower leg with a bionic ass kicker!
He’s so hot. I want one. Where can I order a man like that?
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Mark Wahlberg in Beverly Hills. (January 16, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN