1. “Do these expensive glasses make me not look like an ugly troll with breasts?”

  2. “Look at me. Do I look like i need to slip drugs into girls’ drinks?”
    “The defendant pleads guilty. 2 years plus time served.”

  3. You’re honor, a guy like me won’t do well in prison. Please.

  4. coljack

    “Your honor, this is all an innocent misunderstanding. I was trying to slip the ecstasy into her boyfriend’s glass.”

  5. And I’m like, FORGET YOU

  6. A grey t-shirt? To a court appearance?

  7. fred

    Court: [reading from papers on desk] Okay everyone, court is now in session. The first matter on the docket is The People v. Green. Now, is the defendant present [looks up]


  8. Mohawk Disco

    - Did you understand what the Judge said?
    - You know if I could just have one drink with her…

  9. dennis

    He looks like he trying to play off that he just slipped ecstasy into his lawyer’s water.

  10. “Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I’m just a caveman. I fell on some ice and later got thawed out by some of your scientists. Your world frightens and confuses me! Sometimes the honking horns of your traffic make me want to get out of my BMW.. and run off into the hills, or wherever..”

  11. cc

    Way to dress up for court.

  12. Don’t know why but I just thought of pac-man.

  13. I guess the change in his pocket wasn’t enough.

  14. Walter Peck

    Bob had bitch tits.

  15. “Mr. Green, when I told you to wear business casual to your court appearance, the bra was implied…”

  16. Regan MacNeil

    He has a Doppleganger working at Beacher’s Madhouse and even that lil fucker doesn’t have to roofy anybody to get laid.

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