Jessica Alba in Santa Monica. (January 12, 2012)
Where did her torso go?
Her left butt cheek seems to be sliding down her leg. Must have forgot to wear her spanks.
It’s the much coveted saddlebags but no ass look
looks like she was saying there were ghosts on that ship Laurel and Hardy were staying on.
She used to be the hottest chick alive…two babies later and she’s that gal at Wal-Mart whose ass looks like a bag of biscuit dough.
Keep dreaming, buddy. You wish chicks at Walmart looked like this, even with this unfortunate pairing of jeans and ass cheeks.
Suddenly it would appear that Pippa’s ass is not so overrated.
The back of her jeans gave a shrug, indicating that they don’t know where it went either.
Are those jeans upside down?
Serious butt-shrinkage going on here after that last kid…so begins the downward slide
Bad Idea Jeans™ jeans.
I would have already whacked off twice to a picture like this of her 10 years ago….
Are we SURE that’s Jessica Alba?
The pictures of her from the front in those jeans are on her Facebook page.
She has a flabby ass.
She also has two children, a husband, tons of money, and a physique that reeks of “Hey, Asshole…you’ll never have a chance to fuck me!”
Caution: Hard Hat Area. Ass Dropping.
I think you mean, “The Crap SHE missed”.
Girl needs to eat a steak and build some muscle tone back in the gym.
I volunteer to be her personal trainer.
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