Silly Jack, you can’t OUTGAY the Lopez!!!
Got to give the Man credit for Trying
Suck it just like you know I like it.
Ryan Seacrest said he hasn’t done anything that gay… in the past 8 hours.
Guy Rule #1 – no straws.
Guy Rule #2 – there is no rule #2
I’d take Jack Black over the Pitts, Saarsgards, Lautners, LaBeoufs or any of the other Hollywood prettyboys any day, even if he does look a little gay preened here.
Ah…Jack, Jack, Jack….
You used to be funny man. Now look what happened to you. The sleazeballs in corporate Hollywood roped you into a bunch of PG-13 flicks = instant respect downgrade.
“I realize that I made ‘Year One’ and ‘Nacho Libre’, but I still shouldn’t have to talk to Mario Lopez if I don’t want to. The punishment should fit the crime man.”
_ce tea. Can I buy a vowel Pat? Wait, that’s not Pat Sajak?
Jack prefers his golden showers from Lopez, chilled with a cute wedge of lemon on the rim.
We all know Jack Black is straight, clearly this was a ploy by him to force Mario Lopez to show his true gay colors.
Maybe if I keep slowly sipping he will get the hint and fuck off.
I’m not gay, but judging from this photo I imagine that deciding who is going to be the “top” and who is going to be the “bottom” must really involve a lot of negotiation.
When you’re a dickhead, draining your catheter this way is easy.
” So check this out. I have this new abs of steel routine. Eat all the shit you want, never ever exercise and you only have to sip this drink and voila”.
“Oh, Jack. That stuff has so much sugar. If you keep drinking it you’ll get f…er, uh…so how’s the family?”
And at the head of the C list, we have…
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Jack Black and Mario Lopez on Extra in Los Angeles. (January 12, 2012)