They make a cute couple.
“That’s one horse of a tale, Matthew…”
Ferris Beullers day out of the closet.
“Take my horse, please.”
Men aren’t looking too bad now, huh Matt?
“Swing low, sweet hairy cock…”
Considering what he has to look at every morning when he opens his eyes, are you really going to judge?
So very true!!
“Oh em gee, did you see that girl on the previous page? hellooo skin cancer!”
Nope, nothing at all gay here to see. More along.
Matthew: “Have you seen my wife’s shoe collection?”
Mario: “Sweetheart that’s too gay even for me”
“Matt, you have oat breath….”
Mario: “You’re a little tall for a jockey, aren’t you?”
So they finally decided to take their relationship public?
I think anyone that was married to SJP would consider switching teams!
Hip Hop? No – I only get to listen to Clip-Clop.
OK, great! So which one plays Porgy and which one plays Bess?
“Matthew Broderick and Mario Cantone at the opening of Porgy and Bess.” Close caption version: Gay Gay and Gay Gay at the Gay of Gay and Gay.
Wanna go for drive?
Mario Cantone has been friends and a co worker with SJP for years. Grow up small minded people!!
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