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  1. Is he WINNING?

  2. SSHGuru

    Even Charlie Sheen would not approve of those Hookers.

  3. So this is the result of being molested? Quick! Someone Sandusky me before I come to my senses!!

  4. I guess those Goonies are good enough for him.

  5. Coyote

    Where does he get the money for whores?

  6. dontkillthemessenger

    3 dicks, no chicks.

  7. I thought all the Corey’s were dead.

  8. Ah, the spoils of being the Corey that lived…

  9. Deacon Jones

    lol….man, those are some rough looking hoes…

  10. pretty vacant

    #TOO COOL 4 SCHOOL.

  11. The Pope

    “No tats, ruddy calves…, no TATS, of course I want…”

  12. So THAT’s why he wears his sunglasses at night.

  13. it had to be said

    Awesome. In England, where time moves 1/10 as fast as America, Feldman is just starting the downside of his career.

  14. Evil Dick Tater

    Wow, did we finally raise enough to have him deported?

  15. boing

    even i don’t have legs that thick.

  16. your mom

    times can’t be that tough if Corey Feldman can still afford hookers.

  17. When did Eva Mendes hit the skids?

  18. Ever since the other Corey died he doesn’t have to share

  19. Venom

    The homeless man’s Charlie Sheen.

  20. Bonky

    25 years of being a total douchebag and he can still score bitches ?

  21. chupacabra

    Yea, I’ll take the trunk special, two thick thighs for two hours of pig pressing. Thanks!

  22. Feeling something is amiss at his latest gladiator bikini party, A-Rod does a head count and realizes he is two bitches short.

  23. Hungarian Pimp

    These are the type of girl that money can’t buy meaning — the type you get when you have no money.

  24. The Dovahkiin has slain less fearsome looking dragons than Corey did that night.

  25. squishy

    You’ve sunk pretty low when its obvious your idol/mentor is Charlie Sheen.

  26. Pip pip cheery-o

    Just taking his bitches and ho’s out for a ‘Charlie.’

  27. vandinz

    Wears sunglasses indoors. Twat.

  28. Stuck on page 3.

    Whoa…. is that Louise Glover on the left?

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