Nicole Scherzinger posted this pic of herself horseback riding in Mexico to Twitter. (January 13, 2012)
Nicole looks tired carrying that nasty woman around all day.
THAT was f’ing funny – no one got it!
I appreciate slut/horse face jokes and captions as much as the next guy, but when you put them to a girl who is a) obviously not a horse face b) not really known for Paparazzi tips-offs, it just comes of as easy, cheap, and retarded for the hopes of recognition.
However, if this were Sarah Jessica Parker or Hillary Swank riding the horse, the joke would have been funny. Cheap and easy, but still kinda funny.
Just for the record, I read this comment before anyone responded to it, and I thought it was hilarious. If SSHGuru had made this joke about Sarah Jessica Parker or Hilary Swank, as Willie Dixon had suggested, it wouldn’t have been funny, in my opinion; jokes about them have been done to death – we get it, they have horse-face. Nicole Scherzinger, however, is new and very fertile ground, ripe for the picking and joke-making.
WTF? Did she get held up in Mexico a little while back? Did she develop Stockholm syndrome?
“Riding in the desert on horse with no name.”
Wha’chu takin’ ’bout? That horse named Dave.
I would let her ride my face.
Watch out for her new book, How to Give a Horse the Clap in One Easy Step.
That’s one lucky saddle horn.
“Vadges? We don’t need no stinking vadges!”
“This horse’s schlong is as big as this arm!”
Why is Sarah Jessica Parker giving Nicole a piggy-back on the beach news?
For a second I thought it was Kim Kardashian and wondered how long it took for the horse to buckle.
“Señora, the group is headed *this* way, so if you will stop attention whoring, por favor.”
“Fuck you Lewis, this brown cock is bigger..”
All of those Mexican tourist horses have fleas! Now she’ll be infested with them for months.
…and this bitch has the crabs…. lucky horse, wearing a saddle!!
Nicole gets used to her judge’s chair for X-Factor Mexico
When I die I want to come back as her saddle.
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