Relax ladies, there’s enough Simon to go around…and then some.
He definitely has too much chest hair. I bet he has a hairy back, too. Just the thought makes me want to throw up.
Smells like Seacrest
“Okay, it looks funny on my nose, but I’d be mortified to walk around with this in my mouth… What?”
Does this boat ever actually leave the dock?
Probably can’t swim.
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Simon Cowell with his ex-girfriend Sinetta and Zeta Graff on his yacht in St. Barts. (January 12, 2012)