Simon Cowell with his ex-girfriend Sinetta and Zeta Graff on his yacht in St. Barts. (January 12, 2012)
British humour is different than American humor.
They think a man wearing a dress is the height of hilarity…this is Shakespeare by comparison.
The last time he had a ball gag in his mouth, the other one wasn’t a banana and it wasn’t in his ear.
He’s just a modern guy. Of course, he’s had in his ear before.
What a set of moobs on this guy.
I’m headed for the bottle of shnapps now….adios.
Orangeya going to ask me who’s on the phone?
One minute later: “This has become tiresome. Now’s the time on Sprockets when we dance!”
The banana in his ear keeps the alligators away.
Where’s Sharktopus when you need him/it?
I think the orange in his mouth would make an excellent sniper target.
The fruit would look better in a basket on their heads.
Who exactly are these final five for? Not the ladies, that’s for sure.
this is what they call foreplay…really on a yacht with your ex girlfriend? Lets just act goofy, like we aren’t afraid to look stupid in front of each other and then… lets do it.
Seriously… what the fuck?
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