Come on Chris, one more punch and we’ll forget everything that ever happened
If Bono had any balls at all, he’d have cold cocked CB right in the mouth.
Now THAT is the fucking truth.
“…I wanna suck dat dick…”
“Jesus Chris, this is a non-alocholic event, that was ginger ale.”
“WHA???…oh HELL NO!! (punches tranny in face)”
Gimme that fuckin gimlet Bono, or I’ll slap you so hard, she’ll be wearing those ugly ass glasses.
“So, what do you do?”
“I don’t mean to brag, but I’m a hit maker!”
“I know. I’ve seen Rhianna’s twitter page.”
“Fer the last time, you ignorant fooking cretin, it’s pronounced Bah’-no (rhymes with guano), NOT Boe’-no (rhymes with Oh-no)! So how is your lady friend, Rin-Tin-Tin?”
A musician, a philanthropist, and a crap log walk into a bar…
Well Bono likes to help the third world and Brown lives in it where ever he goes.
They made the mistake of asking CB to serve punch.
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Celebrites at the 21st Annual Elton John AIDS Foundation Academy Awards Viewing Party in West Hollywood. (February 24, 2013) -Photo: Getty, WENN