You know what else would be ironic? If you punched one of them but it ended up knocking the other one under a bus.
Lamest 3-way ever.
I love that I honestly can’t remember which one he is…
They all kinda look the same…
“Psst!… Wanna buy some meth?”
This is kind of like one of those reverse Oreo cookies, except the chocolate filling is kinda vanilla, and the vanilla cookie pieces desperately want to be chocolate.
Nicole Richie has been looking good as of late. The only reason I can see for her being with these two rancid meatballs is for a clusterfuck in the making.
She could do so much better.
Benji: “We’re in a fashion rut. What should we do?”
Joel: “I know…lets dress like the guys in 3rd Bass used to!”
Nicole: “I blew MC Serch when I was twelve!”
Joel: “Christ. Again with that story?”
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