c’mon, Russel, this is a formal affair – where’s your fancy dressin’ up ball cap and eastern european hooker?
Is this an AIDS or burn victims charity event?
PLEASE take a photo with me? PLEASE!!!
Being serious for a moment. Why the fuck do people still invite this little shit to anything? Redemption appears to be easier for some than for others.
^ Amen. Mel Gibson is persona non grata but this asshole is still untouchable. Fucking criminal.
Hey guys! What is the secret to your success with women?
Chris: “Find a stupid one you can punch and choke.”
Russell: Tell your European escort you are Daryl Strawberry and wear a Yankees ball cap to sell the lie.
Russell Simmons thought bubble: I can’t believe I have to do this…this guy is SUCH a dick!”
Here we see Russell Simmons, part of one of the greatest record label of all time bringing us giants such as LL Cool J and Public Enemy – artists who will go down in history for defining and shaping rap music and Chris Brown… a cunt.
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