superficial

  1. ThisWillHurt

    Guess where his “I voted” sticker is.

  2. henryhill

    WHAAAA?

  3. He just stepped on the tip.

  4. bernard

    where did my pockets go??

  5. I’m so sorry officer. I was driving along, when suddenly Jon Hamm ran out into the middle of the road. He started to run left, then he started to run right, in the end, I just ran right over him.

  6. Mike701

    Betcha’ looked!

    • Ripley's Believe It Or Not

      Yes, I looked. I looked for too long into those eyes… and now the abyss also looks into me. Damn you, Nietzsche!

  7. “John! John!!! Can you show us a normal woman’s reaction to your Hammer?”

  8. LilDeuceDeuce

    I think Hamm just caught sight of a mirror. “My God,” he thought. “Look at the size of that thing.”

  9. Diggy

    Surprise Buttsex! From Jon Hamm?! Hammception

  10. kuhkuhkuh

    i immediately scrolled down to check the pants

  11. Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal

    Um, I’d still take Paul Rudd over this guy.

    This guy would talk about his dick.

    Paul Rudd would talk to me about constellations.

    I love nerds.

  12. Charlie Hodge

    Tell me I’m not the only one who sees a John Hamm pic, and immediately looks at his pants?!?!?

  13. Nah, false alarm guys. His penis is just ticklin’ his toes again.

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