Guess where his “I voted” sticker is.
Am I really as beautiful as everyone says I am??
Here’s a mirror Jon, take a look.
He just stepped on the tip.
where did my pockets go??
Why did this make me laugh so hard?
I’m so sorry officer. I was driving along, when suddenly Jon Hamm ran out into the middle of the road. He started to run left, then he started to run right, in the end, I just ran right over him.
Yes, I looked. I looked for too long into those eyes… and now the abyss also looks into me. Damn you, Nietzsche!
“John! John!!! Can you show us a normal woman’s reaction to your Hammer?”
I think Hamm just caught sight of a mirror. “My God,” he thought. “Look at the size of that thing.”
Surprise Buttsex! From Jon Hamm?! Hammception
i immediately scrolled down to check the pants
Um, I’d still take Paul Rudd over this guy.
This guy would talk about his dick.
Paul Rudd would talk to me about constellations.
I love nerds.
I think you misunderstood. Paul Rudd wasn’t referring to constellations, as in stars. He was referring to circumcisions, as in scars!
Tell me I’m not the only one who sees a John Hamm pic, and immediately looks at his pants?!?!?
Nah, false alarm guys. His penis is just ticklin’ his toes again.
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