“I can’t believe that bitch has the same handbag as me.”

So to tap the chipmunk butt you have to be in a Mexican gang? Someone get me a tattoo artist…

she likes the dirty Sanchez

Unbelievable ass.

Remember seeing her tits for the first time with complete disappointment? And Thora Birch’s sweet heavy melon rack just exploded off the screen? Yeah, so do I.

Hey Pepe! How long does it take to shoplift my smokes! Ondolay!

She only lets the landscaper dry hump her reflection.

What I wouldn’t do…..

Sexy Suvari slinkily watches Salvador Sanchez sneakily swipe snacks… whoops, wrong celebs.

“That’s it, Salvie….the “Application for Employment” pile…..you can do it sweetie, pick it up”

Good luck getting an actress away from her own reflection, dude.

Mena’s thought balloon: “Oh, no..I forget to work out just one day, have half of a Starbucks coffee, and now I look like a Mexican gang member!”

Art school photog slumming as a pap. But he didn’t sell out.

“No, baby, looking through the pane of glass doesn’t make your forehead smaller.”

Great. Now I’m going to have “The Lollipop Guild” theme song stuck in my head all day.

They are just getting used to looking at each other through protective glass for when she goes to jail for smuggling his family over the boarder for his surprise christmas present.

Most people just buy the bag of oranges and keep moving. You’re not supposed to fall in love with the guy on the corner that’s selling them.

Meees Meena say I can’t leaf til i boos heir tayble

WTF is a Salvador Sanchez?

“Okay, Mena. Just keep admiring your reflection in the window. Salvador thinks I’m looking at him, while the photographer behind me is getting shots of my one natural talent.”

So, in LA you can window shop for Mexicans?