A face that says, “I can’t wait til my daughter does lesbo porn.”

They added “Achy Breaky Heart” to Chicago? Why fuck with a classic?

Hey Daddy, look! I got a new tattoo on my cooter!

If Sam Worthington shaved his mullet, who the hell is this?

Wow, George Michael looks like shit!!!!

What happened to the “party?”

Thank heavens I saw this last year when it was Cyrus-free.

Kid wrecker.

You can see the durrrr just looking at him.

He plays the part of a blind, shit-kickin’ hillbilly who doesn’t realize he dresses in a tuxedo every day just to milk the goat.

I never realized Billy Flynn was supposed to be a mullet-headed redneck one-hit-wonder with a trampy daughter

When they asked you to perform “unplugged” they didn’t mean for you to start taking your hair plugs out.

“A-hyuk! Well garsh, Mickey…”