And for an extra $50 Darryl Hannah will dress up as 1985 David Lee Roth for you!
Those pants look killer on a woman with the right figure. My university had VERY few good looking women, but one of them was truly spectacular, and she used to wear striped pants like these. It was pretty much the highlight of the month at school.
Try going to a IT college. Four chicks, total… we think.
Dude I went to fucking Waterloo.
My town! Any tips on where to look for Ms Stripy Pants?
@cc Ooh… my bad. Look on the bright side – you’re probably fluent in Hindi and Cantonese now.
Spending each day commenting on a celebrity blog…yes you’ll make a very nice IT pro.
Vertical Stripes 0, Sweet phat ass 1.
‘Look I told you to wait in the car. What the fuck am I paying you for?!”
“Your man Flava Flav is living!”
Tommy is either homeless, about to shoot up a school, or showing us the pimp hand is still strong.
Just because you get your own Coco doesn’t make you Ice T.
“I’m not on the list? But I’m Ice-T! Don’t you recognize Coco?”
(No relation to lady.)
Cream Corn is doing well for himself.
Is that Iliana Fischer?
“Ain’t no more salisbury steak!”
“What can I say? Ice T cornered the market on white booties.”
“Hey man!…some ones gotta hit”
Tommy is living the dream.
*DING* “Cream filled fling! PICK IT UP!”
The only thing that would make those pants sexier, is if there was a hole in them directly over her asshole.
Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, BEETLEJUICE!
Let me in, I was on “In Living Color.” Come on, man, there’s got to be some people in this club who were born when that show was on!
WHAT?!? Could you speak up? Even though I’m dressed like a 17 year old Columbine student, I’m actually 108 years old!
“No. I don’t got no teef.”
The bouncer looks familiar – its either ‘Even Bigger Black Guy’ from Trading Places or its ‘Whisper’ from Live and Let Die.
She’s not believing the old “I already gave you all my money” line.
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