superficial

  1. mamamiasweetpeaches

    And for an extra $50 Darryl Hannah will dress up as 1985 David Lee Roth for you!

  2. cc

    Those pants look killer on a woman with the right figure. My university had VERY few good looking women, but one of them was truly spectacular, and she used to wear striped pants like these. It was pretty much the highlight of the month at school.

  3. Vertical Stripes 0, Sweet phat ass 1.

  4. ‘Look I told you to wait in the car. What the fuck am I paying you for?!”

  5. meeps!

    “Your man Flava Flav is living!”

  6. dontkillthemessenger

    Tommy is either homeless, about to shoot up a school, or showing us the pimp hand is still strong.

  7. Just because you get your own Coco doesn’t make you Ice T.

  8. Cream Corn is doing well for himself.

  9. cc

    Is that Iliana Fischer?

  10. 1NDUN

    “Ain’t no more salisbury steak!”

  11. Tiger

    “What can I say? Ice T cornered the market on white booties.”

  12. SETI

    “Hey man!…some ones gotta hit”

  13. Diggy

    Tommy is living the dream.
    *DING* “Cream filled fling! PICK IT UP!”

  14. Deacon Jones

    The only thing that would make those pants sexier, is if there was a hole in them directly over her asshole.

  15. Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, BEETLEJUICE!

  16. EricLr

    Let me in, I was on “In Living Color.” Come on, man, there’s got to be some people in this club who were born when that show was on!

  17. WHAT?!? Could you speak up? Even though I’m dressed like a 17 year old Columbine student, I’m actually 108 years old!

  18. Phoenix

    “No. I don’t got no teef.”

  19. Senor Trout

    The bouncer looks familiar – its either ‘Even Bigger Black Guy’ from Trading Places or its ‘Whisper’ from Live and Let Die.

  20. She’s not believing the old “I already gave you all my money” line.

  21. So I’m assuming that’s considered Sugar-free Coco?

  22. Mumra

    Find out who the girl is and run her in tomorrow’s gratuitous babe photo op.

  23. Vlad

    Oquizi ohcha!

  24. Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal

    He hasn’t changed a bit…

  25. I haven’t got the faintest idea what a Tommy Davidson is, but I can tell you right now it’s got one wicked ass.

  26. Ronaldo

    Nice Ass!!!!

  27. Mike Walker

    Mail order pussy

  28. From In Living Color to Pimping in Style!

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