“Sorry, I can’t vote today. I’m to busy with . . . Um . . . I’m famous.”
“yogurt pants” THAT’S HYSTERICAL!!!!!!!!
When is one of her people going to tell her that you can’t just wear workout clothes all the time and expect to get thin?
I just discovered a new phrase…”aggressive cellulite”
And after looking at this photo, I just experienced a new sensation… nasal vomit.
More dimples than a golf ball.
It’s not cellulite, it’s the braille edition of Whore and Piece.
Like two big dogs fighting inside a burlap bag.
Looks like someone carrying 80 pounds of mashed potatoes in black, plastic shopping bag.
Dat looks like chewed bubble gum
State law requires that thing to beep when it goes in reverse.
work that lard gurl!
Dat is a big ‘ol bag of pushin cushin!
i hope all her shit dumped out of that open purse thing and some homeless dudes are going mad with Kardashian Kard at the liquor store.
The stump of a pipe she held tight in her teeth,
And the smoke it encircled her head like a wreath.
She had a broad face and a huge ass, so smelly,
That shook when she walked, like a bowlful of jelly!
cottage cheese in sausage casing
fat ass, and not in a good way!
If you were doing her doggy style, those ass cheeks would be slowing your thrust velocity down , maybe even giving you dick / ass cheek skin chafing .
She needs an ass reduction. What distorted version of femininity is this? That ass looks like a Cubist painting !
I will never understand the obsession with her ass – it is fat and lumpy – it is fucking disgusting
Does the Island of Misfit toys need a half full bean bag chair?
Doesn’t Kanye West have an ounce of pride?
Admit it Kanye, if she was in the audience you wouldn’t give her a second look.
I think the cows are started to get offended that people refer to her as one.
Someone needs a diaper change…
This ass would actually be kinda hot on a forty something woman who’s had a couple kids. On this woman at her age however, it’s just pathetic.
If you look closely, it’s very apparent that Kim has a relief map of Australia on her left butt-cheek.
The butt seems quite pratical to me. If she needs her hands she can just wedge her purse between her cheeks. Easy does it.
And this girl sells weight loss products?!?
If her ass had any more mysterious craters and bumps NASA are going to send a robot to land on it.
kim’s like a doorknob…..everyone gets a turn
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Kim Kardashian in Miami. (November 5, 2102) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN