The Crap We Missed: Election Day Edition
Dave Annable and Rachael Taylor manning the phones for ABC's 'Day of Giving' telethon to raise funds for Hurricane Sandy victims in New York City. (November 5, 2012)
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Ok so I can make this check out to: “Rachel Taylor will you please go out with me oh wow I am so lonely…”
If Nicole Kidman was still a human being, she might look like this.
Lifetime just cast Rachael Taylor in the Nicole Kidman biopic. Her agent shrewdly wheedled an extra $1 million from the network when he pointed out the money they’d be saving by not having to use aging makeup.
jesus christ, i’m without power for over a week and i don’t know who any of these celebrities are anymore.
Dave, please hand the phone to the woman sitting next to you and please don’t be offended because I started fapping already.
Very nice.
“Whats your favorite scary movie”
“Hey, I’m gay.”
“No shit.”
I’m going to start my own fundraiser called “Day of Giving a Fuck”. I don’t see myself picking a date anytime soon, though.
People are calling to ask who the fuck they are.
PHOTO OPP, TAKE 3: “Alright you two, at least this time you held the phone earpieces up to your ears, insteat of your mouths. Now THIS time, when the phones ring, pick up the phone in front of you! If we can just get this ONE shot, then we can all go home!”
Looks like the cover of a straight-to-DVD rom-com.
Yeah I was just going to say it looks like some sort of stupid “meet cute” scenario.
“Hey, Blondie, I’ll donate $25 if you’ll blow me. I’ll make it $50 if you’ll do it while massaging my prostate.”
Caller to him: “Hey, can you describe sex with your wife to me?”
Caller to her: “What the fuck were you all thinking with that Charlie’s Angels thing?”
“Do you know who I am?”
“Do YOU know who I AM?
Rachael Taylor reminds me of young Nicole Kidman, when she was a lovely cutie.