1. ThisWillHurt

    “That sure was some good mint flavored chewy bread! *gulp* Goes down smooth! Now where them paint chips?”

  2. cc

    Nothing turns me on more than seeing a woman’s gum…except maybe seeing her dig earwax out with her pinky finger.

  3. joe

    Didn’t know Xanax came in gum.

  4. I had the same reaction when I heard Bertney Spears was going to judge someone else’s singing.

  5. Inner Retard

    Don’t let her stop chewing that gum. It keeps her brain going.

  6. realist

    How can she look soooo good one day ………………………….. and soooooooooooooooo bad the next?

  7. “Solo! Hay lapa no ya, Solo!”

  8. Deacon Jones

    I was debating today whether or not to go to the gym tonight.

    But I think I’m definitely going now.

  9. EricLr

    Now that Amanda Bynes has left for NYC, her imaginary friends are all hanging out with Britney.

  10. Since most of her money is still tied up in that whole trust/court case, Britney had to have one of her crowns replaced with chewing gum.

  11. Apparently they do makeup at the drive-thru now.

  12. I wonder how much gum she’d have to chew to regain a discernible jawline.

  13. Josephus

    I didn’t know that semen could curdle.

  14. LilDeuceDeuce

    I can’t wait to see who wins the Former Mouseketeer Pie Eating Contest, Bertney or XLTina.

  15. JJ

    She is fugly as the day is wide….does her makeup team not know how to do the eyebrows, or makeup in general? Sheesh

  16. Alexxx

    It’s 2007 all over again. Nobody wants to give you more, crazy lady…GO HOME.

  17. “Oh hell no, this ain’t chewing gum. It’s some sort of new stick-um that I chaw on then use to hang pitchers of my young-uns.”

  18. TK

    Im just confused as to whats going on with her hair! I mean…when she shaved it after a few weeks she had long hair again and it wasnt wigs it was coming out of her hair line and these days you just dont know how long her hair actualy is – this really bothers me!

  19. Quijibo

    Walmart greeter.

  20. LockNLoad

    Sally Struthers looks awesome!

  21. One Hour after the Lithum party.

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