superficial

  1. Well… His hips are moving forward… and backward.. and forward…

  2. cc

    Bill makes Abby cry too.

  3. “That’s right, honey. The tip of my nose isn’t the only tip that’s all plump and red right now”

  4. ThisWillHurt

    Obama took a page out of Police Academy to get Clinton’s endorsement.

  5. meeps!

    “I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday. “

  6. Cock Dr

    If only he hadn’t listened to his lonely bored penis while living in the White House.

  7. Obama better win, for your sake.

    • That was directed at America, not Clinton.

      • I demand to know who put the thumbs down on this comment! LOL. Seriously are there really right wingers here at the superficial?

      • get over yourselves

        Perhaps there are those who don’t buy into the soulless puppets put before us by the two parties? And are against the endless illegal wars overseas, runaway deficit spending (the prez has signed two resolutions raising the debt ceiling – which were passed by a republican congress), the further erosion of our liberties (the “patriot” act, renewed by a democrat congress and signed by the pres, and NDAA – passed by repub congress, signed by the prez, and nat’l healthcare – the biggest power-grab in years), crony capitalism (the “bailouts” and QEs, and handouts to ‘green’ companies who take the money and run)…this is just for starters…
        Look just a bit deeper than the irrelevant issues put before you on the tube by the hacks employed by those who have our “leaders” in their pocket and are all to happy to report what “government officials” say as fact. We’re being duped.

      • Jesus, this is The Superficial, not Washington Weekly.

  8. Someone Else

    Hard to believe that the hobo from Scrooged became president, nailed a fatty and then was called to save someone else’s presidential campaign.

  9. Deacon Jones

    Wow, his nose has exploded in size and color = boozing hardcore.

    “You can always spot an old drunk by his nose” someone I forget used to tell me.

  10. Obama’s people are truly pulling out all the stops. They even got the ol’ W.C. Fields hologram going.

  11. “Will you look at the tits on her? Man, I sure like these Obama rallies”. – Bill Clinton

  12. “Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the podium, the last Democratic President to actually do anything useful…President Bill Clinton!”

    • Shouldn’t you be starching your magic underpants?

      • Shouldn’t you be remembering how fantastic the last four years have been?

      • You’re one of those sad types who refuses to acknowledge good work. Bush left the country in the shitter, and Obama has done more to fix it than any other Pres could ever achieve, but you’d rather whinge that impossible standards should have been reached.
        If Romney gets in it will be funny yet sad to watch the mess he makes. He has no idea what to do. Perhaps he will instruct you to read the bible and bleach your undies and pray. Might as well, it’s served him so far.

      • Obama’s done extremely well with a hostile congress and a country on the verge of financial ruin.

        Romney was against the Automotive bailout, which saved the American auto industry. He was against going into Pakistan to get Bin Laden even if they had to go around the Pakistani government. He thinks FEMA should be privatized. I wonder the people affected by Sandy feel the same way?

        17 straight months of job growth. Move forward America.

      • Here it is damn near midnight in California, and Willard has graciously conceded, PRESIDENT Obama has given his acceptance speech, and all is right with the world.
        Or at least as right as it’s going to be tonight!

      • I’m so happy!!!!! I need a bigger font and some colours!!!!

      • get over yourselves

        You people are brainwashed. Misled. Or maybe the same gov’t trolls who signed up all those phony twitter accounts? Hard to tell.
        Not that mittens would’ve turned this ship around. I’m just aghast at the claims met in these posts.
        I assume you’re all in on invading Libya, Pakistan, and Syria?
        Why are we still in Afghanistan again? The kill lists? The continued devaluation of the dollar and march to hyperinflation? The fast and furious program? The runaway EPA, NSA, and DHS (and erosion of the fourth amendment)? Rising unemployment (it’s there, despite what the ‘official’ cooked numbers you lap up might say), and record numbers dependent on checks from big brother? More and more GMOs in the food supply?
        Ahh yeah, Utopia is right around the corner!

      • So what the fuck is your solution, Big Mouth? Should everyone just say “FUCK IT” and drink poisoned KoolAid? Assholes like you are so quick to point out all of the problems in society, to condemn both political parties, and call others “sheep” and “morons,” but you never have workable solutions.

        Once again I will point out that this is The Superficial and hardly a forum for solving dire political problems. And since you obviously know so fucking much about it, why don’t you throw your hat in the ring?

        Take a couple of Valiums, unclench, and get a good night’s sleep.

  13. 10,000 screaming supporters and he can still hear a bottle of scotch being opened 8 miles away.

  14. Quick, what do Bill Clinton today and Stevie Nicks in 1976 have in common?

  15. Joaquin ingles

    “Let’s drink to it!”

  16. Jen

    OMG alcoholic nose. Shit!

  17. Bionic_Crouton

    “I like big butts and I cannot lie…”

  18. “Dat ass….. I’m sorry what was I talking about again…”

  19. El Jefe

    The man. Thank you for your good work President Clinton.

    • anonymous

      Indeed – the war in Kosovo was lovely, along with other dog-wagging. And authorizing the sale of satellite technology from Loral to China, advancing their nuclear capabilities by fifty years. Laying the groundwork for the housing and dot-com bubbles was nice too. And don’t forget NAFTA! Man, how nice it is to increase that trade deficit.
      Oh and ‘handing’ Web Hubbel, James McDougal, Vince Foster, Ron Brown, and a list too long to remember…
      Yes, thank you indeed!

  20. Swearin

    He must’ve seen the pic of Khloe Kardashian on the previous page and doesn’t know how to react

  21. slick wilhelm

    [in trademark drunken raspy drawl]
    “here’s a good wuun for ya: why did Chelsea turn out ugly? ‘Cause Janet Reno’s the father! Heh-heheheh ahhhh love that wuuun”

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